You have been enlisted as a member of S.I.V.A.K. You are obviously a person of great importance with an exceptional appreciation for adventure, thrills, great beer, and spectacular acts of absurdity. Your mission, should you decide to accept it is to come together to make something happen, something of global proportions. Epic even. If you have what it takes, read on for the details.
Top Secret!
A union will be taking place at a location we all know and love in the near future. There will be love, beer, and music. Secret agent Lukas is being held against his will by "The Man" in a land down under. He has also been known to be half of the unsavory duo known only as "The Nomadic Camel Herding DJ Pimps."
Objective: Work together to free him from the evil clutches of "The Man" to celebrate with the lucky couple in love and happiness... and truly give presence as presents.
Your Part: Contact (email address) and make known your acceptance of the mission as well as state your amount of contribution to the cause. Any amount helps and you will receive further instruction at that time.